Est. 2026 · Anti-Gluten Talismans

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Ukiyo-e style poster: a giant armored honey badger standing waist-deep in Tokyo Bay under a red sun, with Tokyo Tower and a red suspension bridge behind it.

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Honey Badger Kaiju

A giant armored honey badger, standing in Tokyo Bay, entirely unbothered.

Rendered locally with FLUX.1 schnell in ComfyUI. Direction and layout by Claude. The gallery has the finished posters and every draft, extra hands and invented kanji included.

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Black Cat Ramen & Sushi

One black cat, nine posters. Chopsticks, no chopsticks, and sushi.

  • AI-generated poster. Black cat lifting noodles with chopsticks, wave-pattern bowl.
  • AI-generated poster. Black cat with a noodle hanging from its mouth, black and coral print.
  • AI-generated poster. Black cat in a headband holding salmon nigiri, red sun behind.
  • AI-generated poster. Black cat in a headband holding salmon nigiri, black and coral print.

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New art ·

Kabuki Goat

One prompt, four goats. Pick your lead.

  • AI-generated kabuki goat with a flowing white mane and gold robe: The Lead.
  • AI-generated kabuki goat with a red beard and black coat: The Villain.
  • AI-generated kabuki goat with a red and pink mane: The Trickster.
  • AI-generated kabuki goat with red legs and a green robe: The Elder.

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0days

Since gluten last got past the wards.

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A shrine talisman for a wheat-heavy world.

KGFFC started as a joke about warding off gluten the way a Korean shrine talisman wards off bad luck, and then it stopped being a joke somewhere around the second batch of buttermilk-brined wings. It is Korean-style fried chicken, made gluten-free on purpose, documented in public.

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In the kitchen

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Example — recipe pending

Gochujang Buttermilk Wings

Gluten-free tamari stands in for regular soy sauce.

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Example — recipe pending

Yangnyeom-Style Drumsticks

Cornstarch dredge, no wheat flour anywhere near it.

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Example — recipe pending

Scallion Pancake, Rebuilt

Rice-flour batter, same crackle.

See all recipes →

Printable wards, phone lock-screens, kitchen signs — small talismans you can hang wherever gluten tends to sneak in. The shop opens Monday, August 17, once payments are wired up properly.

Preview the talismans →

The shop

New from the lab

Crash Kitchen: why does the PC keep switching off?

A free, kid-friendly way to catch a PC that switches itself off. Record it while you play, drop the file on the page, and the Crisp-o-Meter rates how cooked it got, from Brined to Gluttened, then lines up the most likely suspects with the evidence for each. Your file never leaves your computer.

Open the Crash Kitchen

Try the crash demo →   How it works (FAQ) →   Send feedback →